she. smacked. his. butt.
and. in. response. he. kissed. her. cheek.
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they’re calling to mother for food
F E E D
i legitimately thought this was from the set of an episode of Doctor Who
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”
This person speaks to my soul.
i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture
wwhat the fuck….
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea
i once had my entire 3rd grade class convinced, for a whole week, that i had to eat precisely 5 m&m’s every hour on the hour or i would die. kids were bringing me bags of m&m’s left and right. i got in so much trouble but fuck those were some good m&m’s
“JENSEN. JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE! JEN. JEEEEEEEEN. JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”
“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face. Take it off.”
“IT’S DARK, JENSEN. IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”
“Jared all you ne—”
“DARK, JENSEN! DARK.”
“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”
that is an elk you uneducated fools. Elk does not equal moose
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
He also looks like this, if that helps at all
This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
fucking hell I thought this was the Onion